On the First Day - Part Robot

All this really began when a Faceless Robot woke up on that fateful day of its murder. The Robot immediately noted three strange anomalies or illogicalies.

1. It woke up.

2. It woke up from a dream.

A strange dream about that time Ward Reward gave it some Super. Before that moment a Faceless Robot was just a machine. Clck clck. That's all it could do. After a touch of Super, and well, clickery clackety cloot! An original Robot with all sorts of robotic feats built in and ready to run. An engineering marvel and a being of pure enginery. It dreamt of its birthing into the world of flesh, blood and bone.

3. It yawned.